"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth, to me."
"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful."
"Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?"
"If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life."
By Jack Handey
5 comments:
Thanks so much for posting those. It's always good for a laugh for me. In fact, my afternoon is looking brighter already!
These are funny. And I like your background.
"I wish I had a dollar for every dollor I spent because then Yahoo, I'd have all my money back" Jack Handey
Always a favorite.
hahahah soo many memories! (and i love your background too!!)
oh how i love jack handy! what a silly man. i'm glad you posted those quotes! i had a good laugh.
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